#all they serve is cunt
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
![[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go baby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee670455601f333251a4399278ef5b8/ecc8e3ca158c399f-2f/s540x810/d3e8dcaca61871ef9c7605d8e111ee470cf03799.jpg)
ALT![[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free world](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d88e69e4fbb15dee03d766445301234/ecc8e3ca158c399f-f5/s540x810/ac59ab376022f0d6191e50a19692700e7719d5d1.jpg)
ALTi love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson
the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition
Love that last bit. Playing wholesome characters (and I maintain that despite the villian arch, Ken very much is) can be so healing. ❤️🩹
That said- method acting be method acting. You gotta put in an escape route before you go in, lol.
You playing a horrible monster, have you favorite, most wholesome kids cartoon ready on repeat for awhile after, and maybe a bit while in the middle of it.
You playing someone so nice they don’t properly know how to stand up for themselves? Maybe have some “We gonna fight for people’s rights” angry rebellion fiction on hand to sink into so you don’t forget what anger and violence is for. Or something that will make you cry. Whatever you think “too nice” will turn off- you know you best.
Be safe acting out there, and have fun!!
gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast
I really like vintage ones but they're not really meant for this world. Better to look than own as it would
THIS! He literally said he would gladly pick them up from school and make them dinner and drop them off at her house and she said “nah I’d rather pay a stranger $300 a week to do it”
$300 a week back in 1987 (when the book came out) is $805.75 in today money. If we go by the year the movie came out (1993) that’s still $633.44 in today money.
She also tells him she’s doing this while knowingly picking the kids up an hour early and saying “our MY kids ready to go?”
Did he have his own problems that caused the stress in their marriage? Yes. It that an excuse for her to keep the kids away on purpose and be vindictive about it? No. He was genuinely a good dad, and she knew that.